The Weather Rock
This rock is the perfect weather indicator, it never fails. It is more accurate that your local weather person. This rock is the living word and is 100% correct. This is how it works:
a dry rock means fair weather.
a wet rock means it's raining.
a dusty rock means a dust storm.
a swinging rock means it's windy.
a shadow under the rock means it's sunny.
a white rock means it's snowing.
if the rock is jumping up and down, an earthquake is upon us.
if the bottom of the rock is under water, it's a flood.
most beautiful of all, though the rock is not attached to its' existence, it doesn't mind which of the above is happening.
NOTE: Though the weather rock is a precise indicator of the weather, the image above is not a live feed from camp. For the true weather at camp, go to weather.com.